on the phone with my little brother
age 11. he just told me “ive been downloading a lot of new music. there’s this awesome band called the black keys! i love their stuff” PROUD MOMENTS.
Dalek pumpkin wants to exterminate your candy...
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This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac, they look the same as everyone else.– Wednesday Addams
I’m gonna go talk to some food about this.– Liz Lemon
why is almost everyone I know celebrating...
facebook hacker/robot/whatever things are really...
Kyna: Hi How are you doing????
Me: not bad! did you email me??
Kyna: yes,we are currently stuck in London uk
went there on a short vacation and was mugged at a gun point last night
Kyna: I was hurt on my head,writing you in tears now as we speak
All cash and credit card was stolen off including cell phones
Me: howd you get there so fast? i just saw ya yesterday?
Kyna: We are freaked out here,have been to the embassy and the police they are not helping issues at all
Thank God we still have our life and passport with us
Me: yeah for real
when did you get there?
Kyna: I need your help?
Me: yeah, this isn't kyna is it?
cos you were working yesterday afternoon, here in the us. and you signed the email as 'John'
so i dunno if this is even a person, haha
aaaand kyna wouldn't ask me for money, because she knows i get one day a week at work.
*Kyna is not online.*
I was in a taxi early on a Sunday and the cab-driver started talking about how...– Stewart Lee
I NEED A NEW JOB.